Friday, February 24, 2006

Revenge of the Sith abridged script

So my first post is a geeky one: this Star Wars script satire. Oh well, no sense setting out to be cool and that. It is really spot-on though. My favourite bit is:

EXT. UTAPAU

EWAN MCGREGOR finds out that GENERAL GREVIOUS is hiding on
UTAPAU. He jumps on a RIDICULOUSLY LOUD AND ANNOYING IGUANA.

IGUANA
Shriek! Shriek!

The IGUANA'S sounds are ear-piercing and awful, making the
AUDIENCE MISERABLE during any scene containing it. EWAN
rides it up to GENERAL GREVIOUS and challenges him.

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