Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Alligator-drunkard encounters study


An excellent Onion article examining the results of interaction between alligators and drunkards. Highlights include the fact that the alligators "outperformed their inebriated human counterparts in the following areas: lunging, biting, crushing, dismembering, and swallowing", and the advice that "Sick or infant deer are considered a far safer match for most inebriated humans; kicking a raccoon or squirrel already dying by the side of the road is also recommended".

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