Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Ex-men


Another excellent abridged script from The Editing Room.

This time it's X-Men 3. As usual, he get straight to the heart of the matter:


They FIGHT more. Eventually, most of the new characters are killed and IAN is "cured". FAMKE goes fucking BATSHIT CRAZY on everything.

HUGH JACKMAN
The only way to stop you from killing everyone is to kill you, Famke!

FAMKE JENSEEN
Well, you could throw the cure mutant kid at me.

KELSEY GRAMMAR
Or we could have saved a few of the cure vials for Famke, rather than stick all four of them in Ian for no reason.

HUGH JACKMAN
Nope, it's definitely the thing where I kill her.

He DOES.

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