Tuesday, February 28, 2006
List of the search terms filtered by China
This is the list of 236 terms that China filters from web searches. These include "fetus soup". Apparently it's a delicacy. Yum.
Monday, February 27, 2006
The anti-phonetic alphabet
Can you bear the thought of being a carnivore?
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Saturday, February 25, 2006
She loves it
From b3ta. You may think she looks strangely happy about what has happened to her, almost as if an asinine magazine for idiots had badly misjudged its first cover. Wrong. I think that the baby loivng headline writer is boasting about his father.
Friday, February 24, 2006
How to tell if someone deserves a kicking, part 1
They are wearing this tie.
Revenge of the Sith abridged script
So my first post is a geeky one: this Star Wars script satire. Oh well, no sense setting out to be cool and that. It is really spot-on though. My favourite bit is:
EWAN MCGREGOR finds out that GENERAL GREVIOUS is hiding on
UTAPAU. He jumps on a RIDICULOUSLY LOUD AND ANNOYING IGUANA.
The IGUANA'S sounds are ear-piercing and awful, making the
AUDIENCE MISERABLE during any scene containing it. EWAN
rides it up to GENERAL GREVIOUS and challenges him.
I'm not really sure I want a blog...
Ever gone into an exam without revising?
This one came from Karen. A real answer from an exam. Class.