The question "What would it be like if the Dan Aykroyd/Eddie Murphy comedy Trading Places were done with the characters from Garfield?" has been asked by the mentally ill since the two have coexisted. Luckily, Garfield: A Tail(sic!) of Two Kitties finally provides the answer: "It's not funny and the whole 'royal cat' thing doesn't make much sense."
Why it's probably a waste of time: Four words: "Directed by Brett Ratner." No wait, six more words: "With Kelsey Grammer as The Beast."
Why it's probably a waste of time: As the sequel to the abysmal adaptation of a mediocre comic strip, A Tail Of Two Kitties is several generations removed from anything even resembling quality.
Why it might be worth seeing anyway: After the film developed an eager following online, New Line filmed extra scenes reportedly featuring more nudity, more death, more of Jackson ranting about the motherfucking snakes he wants off his motherfucking plane, and unsurprisingly, more snakes. What about that doesn't sound promising?